Burning the bridge (to nowhere)
- September 16th, 2008
- Posted in Humor
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Some of you came here looking for my Dark theme for Google’s new browser, and you may be surprised to find that I have removed it. I have done this for 2 reasons:
Their canned “Content related” Disabled Account email:
Hello Me,
While going through our records recently, we found that your AdSense
account has posed a significant risk to our AdWords advertisers. Since
keeping your account in our publisher network may financially damage
our advertisers in the future, we’ve decided to disable your account.Please understand that we consider this a necessary step to protect the
interests of both our advertisers and our other AdSense publishers. We
realize the inconvenience this may cause you, and we thank you in
advance for your understanding and cooperation.- Adsense
My response (I didn’t save it):
Dear Google,
(~2 pages of me whining)
Sincerely,
Me
Here’s their canned response to my appeal:
Thanks for providing us with additional information. However, after
thoroughly reviewing your account data and taking your feedback into
consideration, we’ve re-confirmed that your account poses a significant
risk to our advertisers. For this reason, we’re unable to reinstate your
account. Thank you for your understanding.As a reminder, if you have any questions about your account or the actions
we’ve taken, please do not reply to this email.
This may not sound like a big deal, I mean it happens all the time right? My main issue is that they don’t want you to create multiple accounts for separate websites. They tell you to create channels for each site, then when you hit $200 or so, they go through each one with a white fucking glove. Then they don’t have the common courtesy to tell me why, or which content violated their TOS. I sent another letter back to them explaining that my sites contain 3rd party and user generated content, and that I work hard to keep it clean, but cannot always remove shit instantly.
Hello,
I recently received a response to my first appeal to get more information regarding the actions taken against my account. I would appreciate your feedback so that I may troubleshoot this issue. Due to the nature of dynamic/user generated content (IE: forum posts, comments, etc), my sites may temporarily contain content that is not suitable, though it is often removed within a matter of minutes or at least the first opportunity I have. I work very diligently to maintain a clean and friendly environment for my users, but as with any website offering user access and posting privileges, I often have to deal with negative users and content posted by them.
Again, I use one account to manage ads via channels for multiple sites and I require specific instances wherein damages were incurred. Instances should include dates, times, and links to the pages containing said damaging content. in order to narrow down the possible violation. This information may also be vital in determining whether or not my account was the victim of so called “Adsense bombing” by a disgruntled user or malicious person.
Also, according to your FAQ, “… publishers disabled for invalid click activity are not allowed any further participation in AdSense. For this reason, these publishers may not open new accounts.” If you are unable to reinstate my account, can you confirm that I will be able to create a new account as this one was not disabled for invalid click activity?Thank you for your time,
Me.
No response. I sent it again a few days ago. Today, I sent it to adsense-support-aff@google.com (ads for feeds, in desperation). Maybe their customer service sweatshop got hit by a typhoon… Or maybe they just don’t care about their users who generate ~$6 billion per year (though their payout is 85%).

So, I’ve been to a few other blogs and read about how their accounts were disabled for what ever reason (they seriously never tell you why, but most likely Scientology related). The story is always the same. Ads do well, Google’s “advertiser” doesn’t like your content (or they found “suspicious activity”), Goodbye money.
So, long story short. I don’t support Google in any way. If you are a publisher looking for an advertising system that lets the advertiser choose whether or not they like your content PRIOR to it appearing, I suggest Project Wonderful. These are the guys that Enturbulation turned to after PedoGoogle stole their candy and gave it to Tom Cruise.
Use Firefox (it costs Google money), install Scroogle SSL in your searchbar, and click every Adsense you see five thousand times. Once enough accounts start getting disabled, and enough high traffic sites go down, maybe they will start paying better attention to their users and revise their mafia policies. Or not, who cares.

Prior to putting AdSense ads on my site whoring myself out to AdSense for free, I removed a bunch of old posts that may have been deemed inappropriate. I’d just like to let you know that I have re-published all the old content. You can check em out in the archives!
Google is no better than any other near monopoly. I bet they collected on all the clicks we generated, then it comes time to pay and suddenly there’s a problem. Scam artist scumbags…
Sounds fishy. Like woman stench fishy, not the good fishy.
Once a long time ago when I actually had traffic to one of my sites, A forum topic was started named “Pussy Cats” an adsense bot caught the word pussy and banned my account. Sadly it was a picture of a cat in the post.. and I didnt moderate the title.. because who cares. Well adsense did, even after I pointed out the entire thread was about cats. The refused to give me my account back.
Three years down the line, I contact them about my account. I requested it to be activated again. I told them truthfully, this was going to be for a different domain, and if they denied meI was simply going to create another account. They actually gave me my account back like 10 minutes later, I was confused but happy.
Wah Wah google didn’t pay me.. wahhhh. You think people care? Jesus christ. I only posted because you pissed me off with your goddamn wild goose chase.
pool-72-76-149-173.nwrknj.east.verizon.net
Fail city, fail state, fail isp, fail browser, fail attitude…
kill yourself
Yep, same thing happened to me and my friend. Suspended without any real explanation, just that generic bs.
After learning of Chrome’s TOS, I refused to get it. My son says he likes it because he can play and game and surf without the browser crashing, which apparently is a problem for him in Firefox.
LOL…that’s a good idea about clicking ads constantly all the time.
yep, happened to me, also. just before the first payout. coincidence? yarite. Google is the asshole of Satan, IMO, and i will go back to crayons, tin cans and string before i download Chrome.
phucktards.
I’m gonna go mad dog on those adsense links. *click,click,click etc…etc… God damn google.
I just downloaded Chrome to try it out and thought it did need a little darkening, hence my visit here.
Although I’ve always been a fan of Goggle and its different applications, after reading your blog, I decided to go back to my trusty FireFox, and will also look into Scroogle.
In reply to “Thanks” at 10.03.08 / 3am, some people do care it seems.
Sounds like you have basis for a class action suit.
I have been using firefox for a long time, including buying clothing from them to support the team and show off my appreciation.
I have today stopped using firefox because it is constantly crashing, and now appears to have a virus that no scanner can locate. I reinstalled it twice, and the problems just come back. It can maybe run 10 tabs at a time, tops. Chrome ran 50 for me recently.
I have no choice but to use chrome. Also, by the way, I have clicked on my google adds by accident and still was not kicked out. I suspect that many people who are kicked out are severe offenders who are just in denial about the shit they do. Maybe you buck that trend, or you have readers who are messing things up for you.
Interesting that google did that to you. I check milw0rm occasionally, didn’t realize chrome was insecure, I’ll probably stop using it now.
I didn’t realize that google would have something like that, but my firefox has been having random pop-ups all the time to an IP address at the url bar and my anti-virus cant find the source of the issue. So I turned to chrome, is there another stable internet browser out there that doesn’t have issues like this?