nukeitdotorg » Humor http://nukeit.org Digital Medication Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:06:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1-alpha PHP Bug Causes User To “Lose” A Million Farmville Coins http://nukeit.org/php-bug-causes-user-to-lose-a-million-farmville-coins/ http://nukeit.org/php-bug-causes-user-to-lose-a-million-farmville-coins/#comments Sun, 25 Jul 2010 12:58:50 +0000 fuzion http://nukeit.org/?p=4868 PHP Bug Causes User To I think I just got trolled.... Read more..]]>

I think I just got trolled.

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php bugfix fatal error

http://us2.php.net/releases/5_3_1.php
]]> http://nukeit.org/php-5-3-1-release-announcement-fatal-error/feed/ 0 software demo failure – performance art http://nukeit.org/software-demo-failure-performance-art/ http://nukeit.org/software-demo-failure-performance-art/#comments Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:22:44 +0000 fuzion http://nukeit.org/?p=4565 software demo failure - performance art[vimeo]http://vimeo.com/6119911[/vimeo] Newcomb plays the role of presenter, apparently relishing the uncomfortable situation in which he is placing the audience, but he always makes sure that they understand the stunt at the end. When the presenter finally worries about the uselessness of his life and that fact that he will see only his socks at the foot of the bed when he dies, end credits begin to roll on the screen behind him. The audience generally pauses, trying to "reverse engineer everything they've seen for 10 or 15 seconds" before they figure out just what it is they... Read more..]]> [vimeo]http://vimeo.com/6119911[/vimeo]

Newcomb plays the role of presenter, apparently relishing the uncomfortable situation in which he is placing the audience, but he always makes sure that they understand the stunt at the end. When the presenter finally worries about the uselessness of his life and that fact that he will see only his socks at the foot of the bed when he dies, end credits begin to roll on the screen behind him. The audience generally pauses, trying to “reverse engineer everything they’ve seen for 10 or 15 seconds” before they figure out just what it is they have been watching.

“This has now been stamped as fiction,” says Newcomb, adding that the audience is most often “incredibly relieved” that the demo wasn’t real. It’s uncomfortable to watch someone experience such a crisis right in front of you, and in a public setting, especially someone who appears to be a “genuinely tortured” person. The reveal therefore comes as something of a relief; Newcomb describes it as “people stepping off a roller coaster,” and he hopes that they enjoyed the ride.

http://www.lumalin.com/lumalin_films/last_lecture.php

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one line twitter bot

]]> http://nukeit.org/one-line-of-fail/feed/ 0 Funny Venn Diagrams http://nukeit.org/funny-venn-diagrams/ http://nukeit.org/funny-venn-diagrams/#comments Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:38:20 +0000 fuzion http://nukeit.org/?p=4467 Funny Venn Diagrams from buzzfeed from kk.org Read more..]]> nerd
from buzzfeed
Social
from kk.org

from xkcd

]]> http://nukeit.org/funny-venn-diagrams/feed/ 0 Mushroom Tripping Reindeer http://nukeit.org/mushroom-tripping-reindeer/ http://nukeit.org/mushroom-tripping-reindeer/#comments Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:17:14 +0000 fuzion http://nukeit.org/?p=4439 Mushroom Tripping ReindeerReindeer have evolved an insatiable appetite for the fly agaric mushroom. The animals dig for the mushrooms obsessively. Notably, the mushroom may be the root behind the myth of flying reindeer. Watch the video to find out more! [youtube width="480" height="295"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkCS9ePWuLU[/youtube]... Read more..]]> Reindeer have evolved an insatiable appetite for the fly agaric mushroom. The animals dig for the mushrooms obsessively. Notably, the mushroom may be the root behind the myth of flying reindeer. Watch the video to find out more!

[youtube width="480" height="295"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkCS9ePWuLU[/youtube]

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Twilight - Blade

]]> http://nukeit.org/if-twilight-ended-like-this/feed/ 5 Program support flowchart http://nukeit.org/program-support-flowchart/ http://nukeit.org/program-support-flowchart/#comments Mon, 24 Aug 2009 06:20:53 +0000 fuzion http://nukeit.org/?p=4338 Program support flowchartI swear I would use this on all my forum sigs if it were just a little smaller...... Read more..]]> I swear I would use this on all my forum sigs if it were just a little smaller…

]]> http://nukeit.org/program-support-flowchart/feed/ 5 Norton Internet Security – G.I.JOE Edition http://nukeit.org/norton-internet-security-g-i-joe-edition/ http://nukeit.org/norton-internet-security-g-i-joe-edition/#comments Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:32:40 +0000 fuzion http://nukeit.org/?p=4294 Norton Internet Security - G.I.JOE Edition Personally, I think this is a great idea. Funny as hell, but still great. Next, I want to see Windows 7/Star Trek 2 cross promotion. Maybe with the Borg worked in somehow.... Read more..]]> Norton IS GIJOE Edition

Personally, I think this is a great idea. Funny as hell, but still great. Next, I want to see Windows 7/Star Trek 2 cross promotion. Maybe with the Borg worked in somehow….bill gates borg

]]> http://nukeit.org/norton-internet-security-g-i-joe-edition/feed/ 1 People buy the strangest things together on amazon http://nukeit.org/people-buy-the-strangest-things-together-on-amazon/ http://nukeit.org/people-buy-the-strangest-things-together-on-amazon/#comments Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:41:21 +0000 fuzion http://nukeit.org/?p=4258 People buy the strangest things together on amazonPeople buy the weirdest things on Amazon... Here's a biometric door lock, most often bought with a knife and a Harry Potter Blu-ray box set. Click for full image: Found on BIOLOCK 333 SN-B... Read more..]]> People buy the weirdest things on Amazon… Here’s a biometric door lock, most often bought with a knife and a Harry Potter Blu-ray box set. Click for full image:
odd small

Found on BIOLOCK 333 SN-BK Biometric Fingerprint Entry Lever Door Lock with Remote Control, Satin Nickel with Black Accent

Just for fun, I made a few more (mostly) funny combos from real products available on Amazon:
amazon-robber
amazon-dirty
odd-sick
odd-dog

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