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><channel><title>nukeitdotorg &#187; Humor</title> <atom:link href="http://nukeit.org/category/humor/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://nukeit.org</link> <description>Digital Medication</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:49:23 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0-alpha</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>PHP 5.3.1 Release Announcement Fatal error</title><link>http://nukeit.org/php-5-3-1-release-announcement-fatal-error/</link> <comments>http://nukeit.org/php-5-3-1-release-announcement-fatal-error/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:38:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>fuzion</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bugfix]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Call to undefined function]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fatal error]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[image]]></category> <category><![CDATA[php]]></category> <category><![CDATA[picture]]></category> <category><![CDATA[screenshot]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://nukeit.org/?p=4603</guid> <description><![CDATA[Call to undefined function indeed.http://us2.php.net/releases/5_3_1.php
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Call to undefined function indeed.<br
/> <a
href="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/php-bugfix-fatal-error.png"><img
class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4602" title="php bugfix fatal error" src="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/php-bugfix-fatal-error-300x94.png" alt="php bugfix fatal error" width="540" height="168" /></a></p><pre>http://us2.php.net/releases/5_3_1.php</pre>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://nukeit.org/php-5-3-1-release-announcement-fatal-error/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>software demo failure &#8211; performance art</title><link>http://nukeit.org/software-demo-failure-performance-art/</link> <comments>http://nukeit.org/software-demo-failure-performance-art/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:22:44 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>fuzion</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[failure]]></category> <category><![CDATA[grrf]]></category> <category><![CDATA[performance art]]></category> <category><![CDATA[software demo]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://nukeit.org/?p=4565</guid> <description><![CDATA[Newcomb plays the role of presenter, apparently relishing the uncomfortable situation in which he is placing the audience, but he always makes sure that they understand the stunt at the end. When the presenter finally worries about the uselessness of his life and that fact that he will see only his socks at the foot ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://nukeit.org/software-demo-failure-performance-art/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p><blockquote><p>Newcomb plays the role of presenter, apparently relishing the uncomfortable situation in which he is placing the audience, but he always makes sure that they understand the stunt at the end. When the presenter finally worries about the uselessness of his life and that fact that he will see only his socks at the foot of the bed when he dies, end credits begin to roll on the screen behind him. The audience generally pauses, trying to &#8220;reverse engineer everything they&#8217;ve seen for 10 or 15 seconds&#8221; before they figure out just what it is they have been watching.</p><p>&#8220;This has now been stamped as fiction,&#8221; says Newcomb, adding that the audience is most often &#8220;incredibly relieved&#8221; that the demo wasn&#8217;t real. It&#8217;s uncomfortable to watch someone experience such a crisis right in front of you, and in a public setting, especially someone who appears to be a &#8220;genuinely tortured&#8221; person. The reveal therefore comes as something of a relief; Newcomb describes it as &#8220;people stepping off a roller coaster,&#8221; and he hopes that they enjoyed the ride.</p></blockquote><p><code></p><p>http://www.lumalin.com/lumalin_films/last_lecture.php</code></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://nukeit.org/software-demo-failure-performance-art/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>One line of fail</title><link>http://nukeit.org/one-line-of-fail/</link> <comments>http://nukeit.org/one-line-of-fail/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:13:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>fuzion</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[onelinebot]]></category> <category><![CDATA[twitter]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://nukeit.org/?p=4539</guid> <description><![CDATA[I happened on this twitter bot account earlier&#8230;]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I happened on this twitter bot account earlier&#8230;<br
/> <a
href="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/onelinebot.png"><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4538" title="one line twitter bot" src="http://nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/onelinebot.png" alt="one line twitter bot" width="500" height="307" /></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://nukeit.org/one-line-of-fail/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Funny Venn Diagrams</title><link>http://nukeit.org/funny-venn-diagrams/</link> <comments>http://nukeit.org/funny-venn-diagrams/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:38:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>fuzion</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Venn Diagrams]]></category><guid
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from buzzfeedfrom kk.org
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nerd.jpg"><img
class="size-full wp-image-4466 alignnone" title="nerd" src="http://nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nerd.jpg" alt="nerd Funny Venn Diagrams" width="434" height="407" /></a><br
/> <em>from buzzfeed</em><br
/> <a
href="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Social.jpg"><img
class="size-full wp-image-4465 alignnone" title="Social" src="http://nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Social.jpg" alt="Social Funny Venn Diagrams" width="434" height="422" /></a><br
/> <em>from kk.org</em></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://nukeit.org/funny-venn-diagrams/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Mushroom Tripping Reindeer</title><link>http://nukeit.org/mushroom-tripping-reindeer/</link> <comments>http://nukeit.org/mushroom-tripping-reindeer/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:17:14 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>fuzion</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Mushroom Tripping Reindeer]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://nukeit.org/?p=4439</guid> <description><![CDATA[Reindeer have evolved an insatiable appetite for the fly agaric mushroom. The animals dig for the mushrooms obsessively. Notably, the mushroom may be the root behind the myth of flying reindeer. Watch the video to find out more!
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reindeer have evolved an insatiable appetite for the fly agaric mushroom. The animals dig for the mushrooms obsessively. Notably, the mushroom may be the root behind the myth of flying reindeer. Watch the video to find out more!</p><p><a
href="http://nukeit.org/mushroom-tripping-reindeer/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://nukeit.org/mushroom-tripping-reindeer/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>If &#8216;Twilight&#8217; Ended like this&#8230;</title><link>http://nukeit.org/if-twilight-ended-like-this/</link> <comments>http://nukeit.org/if-twilight-ended-like-this/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:10:17 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>fuzion</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blade]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[twilight]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://nukeit.org/?p=4374</guid> <description><![CDATA[I would buy the Deluxe Emo box set version of it.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would buy the Deluxe Emo box set version of it.</p><p><a
href="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/zz40e35609.jpg"><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4373" title="Twilight - Blade" src="http://nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/zz40e35609.jpg" alt="Twilight - Blade" width="500" height="333" /></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://nukeit.org/if-twilight-ended-like-this/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>5</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Program support flowchart</title><link>http://nukeit.org/program-support-flowchart/</link> <comments>http://nukeit.org/program-support-flowchart/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 06:20:53 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>fuzion</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[comic]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Program support flowchart]]></category> <category><![CDATA[xkcd]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://nukeit.org/?p=4338</guid> <description><![CDATA[I swear I would use this on all my forum sigs if it were just a little smaller&#8230;
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I swear I would use this on all my forum sigs if it were just a little smaller&#8230;<a
title='Original Link: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tech_support_cheat_sheet.png'  href="http://nukeit.org/?6FC8kEG9"><img
class="aligncenter" title="Tech Support Cheat Sheet - xkcd" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tech_support_cheat_sheet.png" alt="tech support cheat sheet Program support flowchart" width="500" height="562" /></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://nukeit.org/program-support-flowchart/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>5</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Norton Internet Security &#8211; G.I.JOE Edition</title><link>http://nukeit.org/norton-internet-security-g-i-joe-edition/</link> <comments>http://nukeit.org/norton-internet-security-g-i-joe-edition/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:32:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>fuzion</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Norton Internet Security - G.I.JOE Edition]]></category><guid
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Personally, I think this is a great idea. Funny as hell, but still great. Next, I want to see Windows 7/Star Trek 2 cross promotion. Maybe with the Borg worked in somehow&#8230;.
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gijoenav.jpg"><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4295" title="Norton IS GIJOE Edition" src="http://nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gijoenav.jpg" alt="Norton IS GIJOE Edition" width="500" height="500" /></a></p><p>Personally, I think this is a great idea. Funny as hell, but still great. Next, I want to see Windows 7/Star Trek 2 cross promotion. Maybe with the Borg worked in somehow&#8230;.<a
href="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bill.gates.borg.jpg"><img
class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4296" title="bill gates borg" src="http://nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bill.gates.borg.jpg" alt="bill gates borg" width="480" height="344" /></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://nukeit.org/norton-internet-security-g-i-joe-edition/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>People buy the strangest things together on amazon</title><link>http://nukeit.org/people-buy-the-strangest-things-together-on-amazon/</link> <comments>http://nukeit.org/people-buy-the-strangest-things-together-on-amazon/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:41:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>fuzion</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[amazon]]></category> <category><![CDATA[strange]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://nukeit.org/?p=4258</guid> <description><![CDATA[People buy the weirdest things on Amazon&#8230; Here&#8217;s a biometric door lock, most often bought with a knife and a Harry Potter Blu-ray box set. Click for full image:Found on BIOLOCK 333 SN-BK Biometric Fingerprint Entry Lever Door Lock with Remote Control, Satin Nickel with Black Accent
Just for fun, I made a few more (mostly) ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People buy the weirdest things on Amazon&#8230; Here&#8217;s a biometric door lock, most often bought with a knife and a Harry Potter Blu-ray box set. Click for full image:<br
/> <a
href="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/oddpeople.JPG"><img
src="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/odd-small.JPG" alt="odd small" title="odd small" width="301" height="116" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4263" /></a></p><p>Found on <a
title='Original Link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001TZ3ZYI?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=nukeit-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B001TZ3ZYI'  href="http://nukeit.org/?8ed6fKxW">BIOLOCK 333 SN-BK Biometric Fingerprint Entry Lever Door Lock with Remote Control, Satin Nickel with Black Accent</a><img
style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=nukeit-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B001TZ3ZYI" border="0" alt=" People buy the strangest things together on amazon" width="1" height="1" title="People buy the strangest things together on amazon" /></p><p>Just for fun, I made a few more (mostly) funny combos from real products available on Amazon:<br
/> <a
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/> <a
href="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/amazon-dirty.jpg"><img
src="http://nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/amazon-dirty.jpg" alt="amazon dirty People buy the strangest things together on amazon" title="amazon-dirty" width="301" height="116" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4269" /></a><br
/> <a
href="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/odd-sick.jpg"><img
src="http://nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/odd-sick.jpg" alt="odd sick People buy the strangest things together on amazon" title="odd-sick" width="301" height="116" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4271" /></a><br
/> <a
href="http://cdn.nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/odd-dog.jpg"><img
src="http://nukeit.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/odd-dog.jpg" alt="odd dog People buy the strangest things together on amazon" title="odd-dog" width="301" height="116" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4270" /></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://nukeit.org/people-buy-the-strangest-things-together-on-amazon/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ten types of people to unfollow on Twitter</title><link>http://nukeit.org/ten-types-of-people-to-unfollow-on-twitter/</link> <comments>http://nukeit.org/ten-types-of-people-to-unfollow-on-twitter/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:43:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>fuzion</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[twitter]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://nukeit.org/?p=4248</guid> <description><![CDATA[Just got into Twitter? Trying to decide who you should or shouldn’t follow? Maybe I can help. Here are the ten types of people I strongly recommend unfollowing:People whose Twitter profile ends in guy, guru, expert, diva, evangelist or visionary
People whose Twitter profile begins with Mr, followed by something digital
People who send ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just got into Twitter? Trying to decide who you should or shouldn’t follow? Maybe I can help. Here are the ten types of people I strongly recommend unfollowing:</p><ol><li> People whose Twitter profile ends in guy, guru, expert, diva, evangelist or visionary</li><li> People whose Twitter profile begins with Mr, followed by something digital</li><li> People who send @ messages to stars in the hope of instant Twitter validation through a reply</li><li> People whose automated ‘thanks for the follow’ messages make you want to vomit</li><li> People whose automated ‘thanks for the follow’ messages contain a link to their site</li><li> People who ask questions they could answer quicker on Google</li><li> People who as soon as a star dies tweet “Just warning you, if anyone makes a joke about this, I’ll unfollow you.” Not if I can unfollow you first, petal.</li><li> People who think adding the phrase “please RT” makes their spammy message more likely to be passed on .</li><li> People who think putting fail on the end of another word and sticking a hash on the front is still clever. #originalityfail</li><li> People who Tweet linkbait Twitter lists like this one. That’d be me…</li><li> <strong>BONUS</strong> &#8211; People who use press this to jack other people&#8217;s awesome linkbait. Me again&#8230;</li></ol><p>via <a
title='Original Link: http://mumbrella.com.au/ten-types-of-people-to-unfollow-on-twitter-8120'  href="http://nukeit.org/?z86XkiJ1">Ten types of people to unfollow on Twitter &#8211; mUmBRELLA</a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://nukeit.org/ten-types-of-people-to-unfollow-on-twitter/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>5</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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