mehchristmas

Time to get a little off topic. The pic isn’t me, but a recent addition to flickr (little black bars are mine) that pretty much sums it up for most of you.
Anyone else noticed the general feeling of bah-humbuggery lately? I don’t really get into this holiday thing, but it seems to me that people around here are down in the dumps so to speak. I drove around looking at the lights the other day and noticed a very distinct lack of effort from the usual “keeping up with the Joneses” types. Like Halloween, you can usually find the best stuff in the “rich neighborhoods” but this year’s lack of participation was very apparent. I’d say less than half of the houses seen had not been decorated at all. It was very strange.

I’ve boiled it down to one or more of three possible reasons, and I have an opinion for each:

  1. No one lives in those expensive houses any more.
  2. They all went “Eco”
  3. Black Christmas aka “Apocalypse Fever”

The first one is rather self explanatory, and probably the most reasonable assumption given the current economy and housing crisis. The likelihood of the second reason is somewhat diminished by the fact that many of these are the same people that drive their Hummers to Wal-mart. The third, (and the second, to a lesser degree) has a lot to do with the predominantly white republican devout Christians that live around here. Think the whole end of Religulous, but concentrated in one sermon every Sunday. This kind of “waiting for the end times” is the great unspoken ideal around here and probably near you as well, you just might not notice it. I envision a Pat-Robertson-esque father telling his children that Christmas is canceled because the rest of American voted in a black guy and something about the seven signs or wtf ever… maybe not the best vision to put in your head… sorry, I thought you needed something to replace the missing sugar plums :)

Maybe the whole thing comes down to a serious lack of marketing. Maybe the general feeling of Holiday Cheer® and commercial bombardment just go hand in hand. This year, instead of Tickle-me-Elmo’s, we have Cut-my-Wrist-Emo… and (s)he comes with a black Christmas tree:

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I think its time for my annual reminder for those in the marketing industry. I think you know what to do, and you can take your little emo spawn with you. Now if you’ll pardon me, I have some kids to kick off my lawn…

“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”

-Bill Maher

Felony Disenfranchisement:

Nationally, an estimated 5.3 million Americans are denied the right to vote because of laws that prohibit voting by people with felony convictions. This fundamental obstacle to participation in democratic life is exacerbated by racial disparities in the criminal justice system, resulting in an estimated 13% of Black men unable to vote. – sentencingproject.org

In many states, damaging a $250 cell phone, stealing a stop sign, or trespassing on a construction site will cause you to lose your right to vote for life… it’s like preemptive voter discrimination for the average angsty teen…

The Electoral College:

Rather than directly voting for the President and Vice President, United States citizens cast votes for electors. Electors are technically free to vote for anyone eligible to be President, but in practice pledge to vote for specific candidates and voters cast ballots for favored presidential and vice presidential candidates by voting for correspondingly pledged electors.

The original plan intended for the College to provide move power to the south since their population of slaves without voting rights gave the north an advantage with population based voting methods. That said, the College should have been abolished along with slavery. They have failed the popular vote 3 times in history, 1876, 1888, and 2000. The last instance indicates the potential for abuse in the modern age.

Voting Machines:

Touchscreen voting machines at the center of recent vote-flipping reports can be easily and maliciously recalibrated in the field to favor one candidate in a race, according to a report prepared by computer scientists for the state of Ohio. – wired.com (Nov. 3 2008)

Not much more I can say, we’ve seen a lot of evidence concerning machine fraud… The people in charge of these things are the same ones that tell elderly people attempting to use them things like this gem, overheard at early voting:

Now I can’t legally tell you how to vote, but say you wanted to vote for McCain, you’d push that button right there.

I can only presume that the 90 year old legally blind man voted for McCain…

Anyway, enough with this… Bush is out, regardless of who wins.
I need to stop listening to KMFDM while I blog…

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